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Achtung! Barbi Announces Real Fun - Yowsuh!
Set your palm pilot to land in K-K-K-Katy (named after the famous freeway that connects it to Houston) September 27th, 2004 A.D.
Barbi has lost her mind and is inviting this rag-tag bunch of card shuckers to destroy the peace and quiet of a lovely (I'm sure) domicile.
Since Y'all are veterans of this act, you know the drill. Please Respondez if you will, so we can replace (irreplaceable) you if you can't make it.
If you would like a new partner. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Prayer meeting begins at 5:00 PM, feasting at 6:00
Our lookouts tell us that K-K-K-Katy has word of the invasion and sandbagging of the perimeter has begun. Drive your 4WD SUVs (that'll show 'em) Oh, yeah, I hear the sentries can be bought off with some good chawin' tobaccy. If you run into the Chief, however, you better have some "white Lightnin'" available. Yes, the Mason jar is the official container.
The Honorable Most Reverend Snodgrass
Committee Chairman
Set your palm pilot to land in K-K-K-Katy (named after the famous freeway that connects it to Houston) September 27th, 2004 A.D.
Barbi has lost her mind and is inviting this rag-tag bunch of card shuckers to destroy the peace and quiet of a lovely (I'm sure) domicile.
Since Y'all are veterans of this act, you know the drill. Please Respondez if you will, so we can replace (irreplaceable) you if you can't make it.
If you would like a new partner. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Prayer meeting begins at 5:00 PM, feasting at 6:00
Our lookouts tell us that K-K-K-Katy has word of the invasion and sandbagging of the perimeter has begun. Drive your 4WD SUVs (that'll show 'em) Oh, yeah, I hear the sentries can be bought off with some good chawin' tobaccy. If you run into the Chief, however, you better have some "white Lightnin'" available. Yes, the Mason jar is the official container.
The Honorable Most Reverend Snodgrass
Committee Chairman
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