MARTY! MARTY!

The next act, MARTY

Marta Acts Rashly, Thank You

Despite the threat of damage to her home and reputation, Marta has declared it may be possible to one-up the FARTY we had in June. The date of August 16, Monday night has been proposed. This is the Monday after the Houston Sectional Tournament. No doubt those of you licking your wounds will jump at the opportunity for some easier competition.

Some of you were at the FARTY so you know what to expect. The rest of you, well, you’ll find out soon enough. I will say you’ve probably not had $5 apiece deviled eggs before. This and other delicacies, which you will share in bringing, offer a gourmet's delight that will put Luby’s to shame.

To begin the list of foodstuffs, I will bring shrimp, which all seem to enjoy.
Miss Virginia is aching to produce another batch of $5 deviled eggs. Unfortunately this will prevent her from playing in the tournament Sunday as she will need the time to begin her preparations. Although, Ms V’s granddaughter Sarah (4 years old), who has been assisting in the kitchen chores may be enlisted to get things started.

Address and time (probably 6 PM) will be provided after you respondez to this once-in-a-lifetime offer.

Later:
Shrimp are being sought, spinach is being picked, crabs are being culled, and most importantly – eggs are being laid.

Those of you who have not replied should either send your regrets or tell us what gourmet’s delight will be your contribution to the trough. We have people clamoring to take your place, so tarry not or you will be gone with the wind!