Who Hates Haiti?
As we all know, the Intelligent Designer, who is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent takes complete responsibility for creating a relatively small island that she would populate with dark skin people and then bide her time until - WHAM! - lets murder several hundred thousand of those suckers with a giant EARTHQUAKE! Ha Ha! Then watch some nitwit blame it on someone else - maybe the DEVIL- who I invented anyway to deflect responsibility for many of my heinous acts of untold violence and suffering. How's that swine flu working out for you people? Not one of my better works - but scared the hell out of a bunch of you, death rate disappointing. Just wait til you see what I come up with next! There won't be a dry eye on the speck of dust you call "earth."
PEACE! (hahahahahhahahaha)
PEACE! (hahahahahhahahaha)
posted by revsnodgrass | 5:24 AM
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Is the Intelligent Designer responsible for Katrina and the subsequent fact that the New Orleans Saints are going to the Super Bowl, the fans wearing their "Who Dat?" masks? When they lose, will the Intelligent Designer cause the fans to weep openly only to await another Katrina this fall? Are you sure that She watches over such things? Or do the back parlors of Bourbon Street continue to practice their voodoo by calling out "Who do? Voodoo?"
Dear A, Are you kidding me? The ID is RESPONSIBLE for EVERYTHING and KNOWS ALL - even the number of hairs on your head (unless you're bald-which she would also KNOW)
She also made up the saying "Who dat dat say who dat when I say who dat?"
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