Dog-Gone

Game

Dear Congregants,

The intelligent designer appeared to me in a dream last night with the idea for a new game that would appeal to the blood lust she has created in humans. It’s called “dog-gone.”
We round up the pit bull crowd and put them two at a time in an electrified ring (which gets smaller by the minute) and tell them to fight to the death. In the middle is a 10 foot deep pool that they may, if unlucky, drown in. As the fence closes in, a pistol is slowly lowered so that one may try to grab it and win the game by shooting the other participant. Ultimately, one would be either electrocuted, drowned, or die of a gunshot wound. The winner is scheduled to play the next day against the winner of another match, and on and on until there is only one (so-called) human left.
He will be thrown into a pen of starving pit bulls.
Doesn’t that sound like fun?

Pax Vobiscum