Who Hates Haiti?

As we all know, the Intelligent Designer, who is omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent takes complete responsibility for creating a relatively small island that she would populate with dark skin people and then bide her time until - WHAM! - lets murder several hundred thousand of those suckers with a giant EARTHQUAKE! Ha Ha! Then watch some nitwit blame it on someone else - maybe the DEVIL- who I invented anyway to deflect responsibility for many of my heinous acts of untold violence and suffering. How's that swine flu working out for you people? Not one of my better works - but scared the hell out of a bunch of you, death rate disappointing. Just wait til you see what I come up with next! There won't be a dry eye on the speck of dust you call "earth."
PEACE! (hahahahahhahahaha)