XXXON

Puleese! Is there a rational human being who believes that XXXON's record profit had nothing to do with the price we have been ripped off for at the pump? If so, please contact me, I am selling 50 lb bags of sand for $2 in the middle of the Sahara desert and gallons of bottled seawater for $2 in the middle of the Atlantic ocean (plus shipping and handling). Cash only please.
God Bless America.
The world as I know it has degenerated into a series of surreal absurdities which defy logic and therefore can only be attributed to the master plan of the intelligent designer. I hope she's happy.
Just imagine where humanity might be if it were not for religion. Your religion and "their" religions. Just pick five other religions you wish didn't exist. No problem, right. Well guess what - yours would be on their list.
But, I digress.
Pax Vobiscum
Reverend Snodgrass

"Free" - my ass!

At last some idiotic scheme on the boob tube has aroused my sense of incredulity to speak out. "Use my system to cure your insubordinate brats and if it doesn't work - it's FREE!"
Here's how it works - you buy the $300 plan @ $100 a month (plus $15 shipping and handling [non-refundable] each month) If the plan fails to satisfy you (probably) you can apply for a FULL $300 refund (who knows when it will arrive). So, at the end, you have 3 worthless 50 cent DVDs and they have $45 shipping cost plus whatever interest they have earned on your $300. There's a phrase made famous by P. T. Barnum but it eludes me.
I love marketing.
Rev S